Friday, December 5, 2008

Pornos

I havent been laid since saturday. and i gotta admit, i am a lil horny. damnit, a bitch has NEEDS. my man has been a lil mia, and my body is craving some satisfaction. so i just thought i'd tell yuu about these things they call pornos... lol....... lil assistance get yuu in the mood masturbation tool. watching them get hot gets yuu hot n yuu just wanna be hot so yuu do what YUU do... lol... a lil object, dildo, vibrator... etc will help yuu out... its so funni cuz quite honestly WATCHING the actual porno does nothing for me.... but, the thought of it, will get you there... don't be ashamed, its perfectly health... rub that clit til yuu come 3, 4, 5, 6,... times... wake up the roommates, neighboor, and all the ppl across the street.... do it til yuu do the white girl shake... lol.. ;-P

ivibrator --> connects to yuur ipod
Vibrates to the beat of your music...
LMAO... lol

7 comments:

Glamour Me Up ♥ said...

haha shiiiittt you keepin' it real mama!! love the blog! ♥

[$ H A R O N A] said...

LMAO

Ms. Salacity said...

thanks ladies!

KEY -KEY said...

i want it under my tree now!!!!

.schrody. say what? said...

That is the most intresting shit ever.

Ms. Salacity said...

oh yehhhhh.... =)

Ms. Salacity said...

Got that for myself for a lil earlyyyy Christmas present!