Thursday, January 29, 2009

Clit Piercing..

i wanna get 1 of these... but i been askin around n i know this guy who knos this girl... n they were like after about a year of havin it, yuu can't get an orgasm... LIFE WITHOUT ORGASMS? oh HELLLLLLLLLLLLLL no. and not to mention that the clit piercing costs like $100... imma just SAVE tht hunnit n/or buy my self 2 sexii dresses n sum heels... or i could get me one of these...

for them REALLLLLLLLLLLL lonely nites... ye dig? --> costs about $15 @ OH! did i mention tht bad boi is about 8inches?... yehhhh, dats whut i thot! i shud be gettin paid for all these damn endorsements... but if you go to the site... i got the lil silver vibrator.... n best believe if yuu hit yuur clit JUST RITE... yuu be getting multiple orgams all buy yo self. NO NIGGAS ALLOWED... less he wanna watch. ;-p bahahahaaaaaaa!

Monday, January 26, 2009

Sun Devil

Arizona State University
The Sun Devils? WTF?

Sun Devil my ass.... idk if i told yhu yet, but this school is whack as fuck! i'm only out here bkuz of business school, W. P. Carey School of Business, one of the best schools for business everywhere, catch me if you can when i graduate b... bahahahahaaaa! but you know me, wherever i got i pull 'em like magnets... it had been like 2 almost 3 weeks since i got some, and damnit a bitch has needs! me n one of my friends went to some *DYMES ON A DOLLAR* bullshit.... everyone packed up in the club before 10:15 so they can get in for a $1... me n my girl werent having tht so we showed up at midnite n payed 5$... ay' tht aint bad... so i got there n OF COURSE i'm scouting for niggas... all i see is bitches!

BUT I WAS SICKK N TIRED OF SEEING FEMALES... no offense. but females cannot fill tht nigga void... LOL... so i got my drink n my two step on... then i seen this fine ass nigga step in...
but i keep frontlin like i dont see him.... lets just sayyyyyyyyyyyyyy he took me home n i he wont forget my......... face?... ha ha ha.... lol... sorry, but i had to do it! of course i wrapped it up no doubt, but you this city whack, so im about to turn it out... count 'em 2 n a half hours, he nut 5 times i about 8, but i'm a beast, he wasnt reddi! rate him? 1-10 scale he was about an 7... he was 8in... about 3 maybe 4 around... he was like "can you handle the anaconda?" i was like "i'm a big girl, i got it."... HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA... sex with no string attached, i'm lovin it. he asked if he could get my number... i said i don't have a fone yet. mah ghurl bitch you know thts i lie, i said he don't have to know that. i aint no bodys booty call best believe!.. ;-p

Thursday, January 8, 2009

New Year's Resolution

so i'm turnin over a new leaf.
me n the boo broke up cuz i said no.
too yung n fly to get married. lol
new school = ASU baby!
switching up my step. yep.
so here go a leaf, cuz in 2009 is my new leaf.

i 'm likin dis!

dis is sooooo me!