Y'all remember Heather Hunter? You know... that porn star that be fucking them big dicked white men.. Well, she's gotta be like 40 and still looks BANGIN'...
I'd hit.
bahahahahahaaa... :-p
thinking....
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its a calm monday nght - im bored, eating swedish fish & drinking
gingerale.... wondering..... why the hell do we do totally stupid things?
lets hold up a ...
15 years ago
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Hell yah...lol
shes gorgeous!
More power to her
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Yet, how is THAT gonna gitcha
into Seventh-Heaven besides
being whorizontally sinFULL??
Seriously, dood,
you best re-think
your lifetime, earthling,
and follow us as Jesus sed
to Saint Andrew and his brother.
Didjew go to mass today?
...or stay at your parents house
doing the 'five-finger-handjob'??
Mortal sin which we're quite
adept at, distorts and annihilates
the perfection of our immortal
soul; it sets-up obstacles to our
salvation which if not removed,
or at least greatly diminished
by the time of death,
may cast a human being
into the Abyss o'Misery...
a realm you DO NOT
wanna go for eternity.
Thus, I'd suggest you do 2 things:
1. drop your lemming-like-life
which is dead anyway and
2. lead with your cranium
to the Paradise which is ours!
Yes, sublime love is waiting...
just not on this planet;
we gotta go beyond
the furthest star
to find what we're
searching for...
...yet, few find the
Larger-Than-Life
Seventh-Heaven
stretching4infinity.
Find-out what RCIA
means and join, bro.
Gitta them to joinna youse
...or Imma gonna makea youse
sleepa withe fishes, kapiche?
i DO NOT wanna see
you go to Hell...
yet, you may do so anyway
precisely cuzza your own
'laissez-faireness'.
No, pal, you got it confused:
Jesus doesn't ever condemn;
YOU YOURSELF do by your indifference.
trustNjesus, earthling.
ALWAYS. ALWAYS. ALWAYS.
Then, we can rise-up to
greater heights forever N ever...
surpassing our flimsy atmosphere.
God bless your indelible soul.
Yet, how is THAT gonna gitcha
into Seventh-Heaven besides
being whorizontally sinFULL??
Seriously, dood,
you best re-think
your lifetime, earthling,
and follow us as Jesus sed
to Saint Andrew and his brother.
Didjew go to mass today?
...or stay at your parents house
doing the 'five-finger-handjob'??
Mortal sin which we're quite
adept at, distorts and annihilates
the perfection of our immortal
soul; it sets-up obstacles to our
salvation which if not removed,
or at least greatly diminished
by the time of death,
may cast a human being
into the Abyss o'Misery...
a realm you DO NOT
wanna go for eternity.
Thus, I'd suggest you do 2 things:
1. drop your lemming-like-life
which is dead anyway and
2. lead with your cranium
to the Paradise which is ours!
Yes, sublime love is waiting...
just not on this planet;
we gotta go beyond
the furthest star
to find what we're
searching for...
...yet, few find the
Larger-Than-Life
Seventh-Heaven
stretching4infinity.
Find-out what RCIA
means and join, bro.
Gitta them to joinna youse
...or Imma gonna makea youse
sleepa withe fishes, kapiche?
i DO NOT wanna see
you go to Hell...
yet, you may do so anyway
precisely cuzza your own
'laissez-faireness'.
No, pal, you got it confused:
Jesus doesn't ever condemn;
YOU YOURSELF do by your indifference.
trustNjesus, earthling.
ALWAYS. ALWAYS. ALWAYS.
Then, we can rise-up to
greater heights forever N ever...
surpassing our flimsy atmosphere.
God bless your indelible soul.
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