New Year's Sex

I'm in DC for New Years and I plan on having a good time. I'm already buzzed and on twitter talking about my sex life LOL (@DivineShyne), but tonight is a celebration. And if you can't find a nigga to do it for you, do it your damn self. So while I'm out tonight, drunk as a motherfucker on New Years Eve, I will have my vibrating bullet. YES YOU HEARD ME! i will be walking around this city nutting on ever street corner, dance floor...etc. (Starting @ 10pm EST)

You can never masturbate enough. The whole cumming in public and nobody knowing your dirty little secret but you is a major turn on. I know i will not be able to last the whole night, but i figure, since this year I promised my lady i wouldn't drink over the top, lets see how long i could last before I can't cum any more and explode. I think 2 hours? LOL I have high goals people... ;-p

Cum IS Tasty

Cum can be tasty, dependent on what the person eats. Like if they walk around all day eating asparagus and broccoli and shit like that, the pussy/cum will taste weird. My suggestion is you take your ass to a sex store, your grown you can do it, and buy some "Sweeten". It'll make your pussy sweet, your cum taste like candy, and you will be given "becky" like never before. From my sexcapade last night, I swear it was just like cotton candy. ;-p

P.S. If you don't plan on swallowing, don't put it in your mouth. ;-p

Heather Hunger

Y'all remember Heather Hunter? You know... that porn star that be fucking them big dicked white men.. Well, she's gotta be like 40 and still looks BANGIN'...

I'd hit.
bahahahahahaaa... :-p

I have a twitter

my girl Miss Dimplez kept begging me to get one, so i got one.

hit me up on twitter.

http://twitter.com/DivineShyne

Oh shit!

man i forgot dis shit existed.. well, i'm back bitches.. take out a pen n paper n write shit down. summer time so class is now in session... ASU is whack as hell, niggas is lame, bitches is weak, dicks been shrinkin', mandingo's don't exist, so whuts a girl to do? masturbate.. & im damn good at it too! i got this lil vibrator n if u slide the dildo n vibrate, slowly increasin in speed, yu'll orgasm, n then question the existence of men.. bahahaha..

this fish got the right idea.. ;-p

Clit Piercing..

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Sun Devil

Arizona State University
The Sun Devils? WTF?

Sun Devil my ass.... idk if i told yhu yet, but this school is whack as fuck! i'm only out here bkuz of business school, W. P. Carey School of Business, one of the best schools for business everywhere, catch me if you can when i graduate b... bahahahahaaaa! but you know me, wherever i got i pull 'em like magnets... it had been like 2 almost 3 weeks since i got some, and damnit a bitch has needs! me n one of my friends went to some *DYMES ON A DOLLAR* bullshit.... everyone packed up in the club before 10:15 so they can get in for a $1... me n my girl werent having tht so we showed up at midnite n payed 5$... ay' tht aint bad... so i got there n OF COURSE i'm scouting for niggas... all i see is bitches!

BUT I WAS SICKK N TIRED OF SEEING FEMALES... no offense. but females cannot fill tht nigga void... LOL... so i got my drink n my two step on... then i seen this fine ass nigga step in...
but i keep frontlin like i dont see him.... lets just sayyyyyyyyyyyyyy he took me home n i he wont forget my......... face?... ha ha ha.... lol... sorry, but i had to do it! of course i wrapped it up no doubt, but you this city whack, so im about to turn it out... count 'em 2 n a half hours, he nut 5 times i about 8, but i'm a beast, he wasnt reddi! rate him? 1-10 scale he was about an 7... he was 8in... about 3 maybe 4 around... he was like "can you handle the anaconda?" i was like "i'm a big girl, i got it."... HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA... sex with no string attached, i'm lovin it. he asked if he could get my number... i said i don't have a fone yet. mah ghurl bitch you know thts i lie, i said he don't have to know that. i aint no bodys booty call best believe!.. ;-p

New Year's Resolution

so i'm turnin over a new leaf.
me n the boo broke up cuz i said no.
too yung n fly to get married. lol
new school = ASU baby!
switching up my step. yep.
so here go a leaf, cuz in 2009 is my new leaf.

i 'm likin dis!

dis is sooooo me!