Oh shit!

man i forgot dis shit existed.. well, i'm back bitches.. take out a pen n paper n write shit down. summer time so class is now in session... ASU is whack as hell, niggas is lame, bitches is weak, dicks been shrinkin', mandingo's don't exist, so whuts a girl to do? masturbate.. & im damn good at it too! i got this lil vibrator n if u slide the dildo n vibrate, slowly increasin in speed, yu'll orgasm, n then question the existence of men.. bahahaha..

this fish got the right idea.. ;-p

Clit Piercing..

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Sun Devil

Arizona State University
The Sun Devils? WTF?

Sun Devil my ass.... idk if i told yhu yet, but this school is whack as fuck! i'm only out here bkuz of business school, W. P. Carey School of Business, one of the best schools for business everywhere, catch me if you can when i graduate b... bahahahahaaaa! but you know me, wherever i got i pull 'em like magnets... it had been like 2 almost 3 weeks since i got some, and damnit a bitch has needs! me n one of my friends went to some *DYMES ON A DOLLAR* bullshit.... everyone packed up in the club before 10:15 so they can get in for a $1... me n my girl werent having tht so we showed up at midnite n payed 5$... ay' tht aint bad... so i got there n OF COURSE i'm scouting for niggas... all i see is bitches!

BUT I WAS SICKK N TIRED OF SEEING FEMALES... no offense. but females cannot fill tht nigga void... LOL... so i got my drink n my two step on... then i seen this fine ass nigga step in...
but i keep frontlin like i dont see him.... lets just sayyyyyyyyyyyyyy he took me home n i he wont forget my......... face?... ha ha ha.... lol... sorry, but i had to do it! of course i wrapped it up no doubt, but you this city whack, so im about to turn it out... count 'em 2 n a half hours, he nut 5 times i about 8, but i'm a beast, he wasnt reddi! rate him? 1-10 scale he was about an 7... he was 8in... about 3 maybe 4 around... he was like "can you handle the anaconda?" i was like "i'm a big girl, i got it."... HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA... sex with no string attached, i'm lovin it. he asked if he could get my number... i said i don't have a fone yet. mah ghurl bitch you know thts i lie, i said he don't have to know that. i aint no bodys booty call best believe!.. ;-p

New Year's Resolution

so i'm turnin over a new leaf.
me n the boo broke up cuz i said no.
too yung n fly to get married. lol
new school = ASU baby!
switching up my step. yep.
so here go a leaf, cuz in 2009 is my new leaf.

i 'm likin dis!

dis is sooooo me!

The Last of 2008

Say goodbye to 2008. So all the bullshit and the bad sex you had and the stroke of midnite, you have new beginning. Start the year fresh, dump all the baggage, go wild and PLEASE YUURSELF FIRST!... Happy New Years!

Though this position feels good with the blood rushing to your head and all... LEAVE THIS IN 2008! get more adventurous! shiiiiiiiiiiiit... ;-p

To get into the position the receiver simply sits in the lap of their seated partner facing them and on the edge of a bed or couch. The receiver then leans back away from the edge and their partner, while the giver provides support by holding on to their hands. Unfortunately, the position isn't great for generating vertical movement, so a rocking motion will be required to create horizontal movement.

The Flesh Light

So i was looking up so random sex toys n i ran up on this, its called the flesh light. Its designed to where the man can imagine it as a vajayjay or a mouth.. and i guess they put the lube in the lil cap thing and the more they "jerk" it the more lube/oil comes out....

ummmmm.....?

i don't know how i feel about this.. i'm a lil disturbed.