New Year's Sex

I'm in DC for New Years and I plan on having a good time. I'm already buzzed and on twitter talking about my sex life LOL (@DivineShyne), but tonight is a celebration. And if you can't find a nigga to do it for you, do it your damn self. So while I'm out tonight, drunk as a motherfucker on New Years Eve, I will have my vibrating bullet. YES YOU HEARD ME! i will be walking around this city nutting on ever street corner, dance floor...etc. (Starting @ 10pm EST)

You can never masturbate enough. The whole cumming in public and nobody knowing your dirty little secret but you is a major turn on. I know i will not be able to last the whole night, but i figure, since this year I promised my lady i wouldn't drink over the top, lets see how long i could last before I can't cum any more and explode. I think 2 hours? LOL I have high goals people... ;-p

The Flesh Light

So i was looking up so random sex toys n i ran up on this, its called the flesh light. Its designed to where the man can imagine it as a vajayjay or a mouth.. and i guess they put the lube in the lil cap thing and the more they "jerk" it the more lube/oil comes out....

ummmmm.....?

i don't know how i feel about this.. i'm a lil disturbed.