Cum IS Tasty

Cum can be tasty, dependent on what the person eats. Like if they walk around all day eating asparagus and broccoli and shit like that, the pussy/cum will taste weird. My suggestion is you take your ass to a sex store, your grown you can do it, and buy some "Sweeten". It'll make your pussy sweet, your cum taste like candy, and you will be given "becky" like never before. From my sexcapade last night, I swear it was just like cotton candy. ;-p

P.S. If you don't plan on swallowing, don't put it in your mouth. ;-p

Sun Devil

Arizona State University
The Sun Devils? WTF?

Sun Devil my ass.... idk if i told yhu yet, but this school is whack as fuck! i'm only out here bkuz of business school, W. P. Carey School of Business, one of the best schools for business everywhere, catch me if you can when i graduate b... bahahahahaaaa! but you know me, wherever i got i pull 'em like magnets... it had been like 2 almost 3 weeks since i got some, and damnit a bitch has needs! me n one of my friends went to some *DYMES ON A DOLLAR* bullshit.... everyone packed up in the club before 10:15 so they can get in for a $1... me n my girl werent having tht so we showed up at midnite n payed 5$... ay' tht aint bad... so i got there n OF COURSE i'm scouting for niggas... all i see is bitches!

BUT I WAS SICKK N TIRED OF SEEING FEMALES... no offense. but females cannot fill tht nigga void... LOL... so i got my drink n my two step on... then i seen this fine ass nigga step in...
but i keep frontlin like i dont see him.... lets just sayyyyyyyyyyyyyy he took me home n i he wont forget my......... face?... ha ha ha.... lol... sorry, but i had to do it! of course i wrapped it up no doubt, but you this city whack, so im about to turn it out... count 'em 2 n a half hours, he nut 5 times i about 8, but i'm a beast, he wasnt reddi! rate him? 1-10 scale he was about an 7... he was 8in... about 3 maybe 4 around... he was like "can you handle the anaconda?" i was like "i'm a big girl, i got it."... HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA... sex with no string attached, i'm lovin it. he asked if he could get my number... i said i don't have a fone yet. mah ghurl bitch you know thts i lie, i said he don't have to know that. i aint no bodys booty call best believe!.. ;-p

The Last of 2008

Say goodbye to 2008. So all the bullshit and the bad sex you had and the stroke of midnite, you have new beginning. Start the year fresh, dump all the baggage, go wild and PLEASE YUURSELF FIRST!... Happy New Years!

Though this position feels good with the blood rushing to your head and all... LEAVE THIS IN 2008! get more adventurous! shiiiiiiiiiiiit... ;-p

To get into the position the receiver simply sits in the lap of their seated partner facing them and on the edge of a bed or couch. The receiver then leans back away from the edge and their partner, while the giver provides support by holding on to their hands. Unfortunately, the position isn't great for generating vertical movement, so a rocking motion will be required to create horizontal movement.

pleasssssssssse me

it all depends on how much he's willing to pleeeeese you. i mean mah bf kept making me cum and cum and cum, and then he put the lil "nipple huggers" on me and then i came again... so it was pleasing. i don't think imma do it again tho. lol... gotta TRY sumthin else. hmmmmmmmmmm.... oooo sex toy of the day or wateva... its called the "fucking chair" and basically you sig on it and the slower or faster you rock the quicker or slower the dildo comes in and out of you..... ;-P... i guess men might become obsolete after all... lol....

for 2nite...

so i wanna try this. i was watchin a porno and the dude put this lil titty clips on her and it looked like it hurt, but pleasure is pain,... and some things that look like it hurt can come to feel reallllllll good... i'm not into whips n chains, but i wanna see what this does. i got them close line clamps in a drawer somewhere, imma try this n let yuu kno... ;-p

yes. this is janet jackson's titty, and it looks pretty damn good! ;-p

Instructor

So i was thinking about this, when it comes to sex, or sum hot LOVIN, i hate giving instructions. i feel as tho, my body itself is a road map and that HE shud be able to read it. i'm not tryna teach a dude how to make love to me, i feel as tho he shud already know. so the boo lately has been lovin me JUST right. its like he knows EXXXACTLY where and what i need. like how he goes from my lips down my body to my lips. PURRRFECT. i mean i really do be purring and shit. i used to make fun of them girls in the lil porno videos or them movies that be having this perfect orgamsm and be growling and shit, but with him i get it just rightttttttt. so ladies, if he doing something yhu like or yhu want him to do something yuu do like, when yall are in public like at the mall or something, draw him close to yhu whisper REAL SEXXXY LIKE in his ear "baby i really like it when yhu...." then HURRY bakk home. and don't be scared to instruct him. just don't be a drill sargent... 'less yhu tryna be ;-p.

Kelly Rowland. So sexy. ♥

Don't Say That.!.

Guys like to put WAY too much hype into themselves and their sex game. I mean, niggai f you know you're good, DON'T SAY NOTHING. Surprise me and blow me out the water. None of this 'you aint ready for me' bull shit when you know you can't deliver... BIGGEST PET PEEVE... the nigga that goes "oh, you like this... you like this... whats mah name... whats mah name....".... DON'T SAY THAT... you are NOT a porn star... = A MAJOR MOOD KILLER... they should KNOW when they're hittin' it right, then KEEP HITTIN.... don't talk to me about shit cuz you'll kill the mood and i'll "forget" you were doing something.... HA HA HA.................. niggas these days. if the nigga only knew that if he spent more time tryna please me than tryna be just like his fav porn star, i would work at it a lot more and please him that much more....

Yall remember Lisa Raye!?!
this ladii was as baddd as they come...
♥

I'm WEEEEEEEaaakKKK

i'm weak! therefore i got back with my man. and best believe the make up sex was INCREDIBLE!!!!!!!!! there was kissing n biting n scratching n nibbling n moaning n groaning n screamin n suckin n rubbin n. OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO,...................... loved every second of the 7 hours we was at it... i mean he came 3 times, i came 1-2-3-4-.... i lost track at 13.... i think we took 10min interlude during that 7 hours, cuz i was about to die of thirst.... lol... it was serious grown folks bidness!... i mean no doubt i had been holding out on him for a while... it hadnt been a while for me.... BUTTTTT a playas gotta do what a playas gotta do.... tip of the week: post sex? do some crunches. n practice yuur squeezes! keep tht pussy tight!

LOL.... yehhhhhhhhh rite.