The Cosby Show Porno

So i was bored out of my mind, contemplating pulling out the dildo and pleasing myself to sleep, and came across the Cosby show porno. WHAT THA FUCK? Here goes the trailer... thats rated PG, and then the video below it is a clip from the actual porno so if you aint grown dont get me in trouble damnit! I will never look at the show the same again...... (;

New Year's Sex

I'm in DC for New Years and I plan on having a good time. I'm already buzzed and on twitter talking about my sex life LOL (@DivineShyne), but tonight is a celebration. And if you can't find a nigga to do it for you, do it your damn self. So while I'm out tonight, drunk as a motherfucker on New Years Eve, I will have my vibrating bullet. YES YOU HEARD ME! i will be walking around this city nutting on ever street corner, dance floor...etc. (Starting @ 10pm EST)

You can never masturbate enough. The whole cumming in public and nobody knowing your dirty little secret but you is a major turn on. I know i will not be able to last the whole night, but i figure, since this year I promised my lady i wouldn't drink over the top, lets see how long i could last before I can't cum any more and explode. I think 2 hours? LOL I have high goals people... ;-p

Cum IS Tasty

Cum can be tasty, dependent on what the person eats. Like if they walk around all day eating asparagus and broccoli and shit like that, the pussy/cum will taste weird. My suggestion is you take your ass to a sex store, your grown you can do it, and buy some "Sweeten". It'll make your pussy sweet, your cum taste like candy, and you will be given "becky" like never before. From my sexcapade last night, I swear it was just like cotton candy. ;-p

P.S. If you don't plan on swallowing, don't put it in your mouth. ;-p

Heather Hunger

Y'all remember Heather Hunter? You know... that porn star that be fucking them big dicked white men.. Well, she's gotta be like 40 and still looks BANGIN'...

I'd hit.
bahahahahahaaa... :-p

I have a twitter

my girl Miss Dimplez kept begging me to get one, so i got one.

hit me up on twitter.

http://twitter.com/DivineShyne

Oh shit!

man i forgot dis shit existed.. well, i'm back bitches.. take out a pen n paper n write shit down. summer time so class is now in session... ASU is whack as hell, niggas is lame, bitches is weak, dicks been shrinkin', mandingo's don't exist, so whuts a girl to do? masturbate.. & im damn good at it too! i got this lil vibrator n if u slide the dildo n vibrate, slowly increasin in speed, yu'll orgasm, n then question the existence of men.. bahahaha..

this fish got the right idea.. ;-p

Clit Piercing..

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Sun Devil

Arizona State University
The Sun Devils? WTF?

Sun Devil my ass.... idk if i told yhu yet, but this school is whack as fuck! i'm only out here bkuz of business school, W. P. Carey School of Business, one of the best schools for business everywhere, catch me if you can when i graduate b... bahahahahaaaa! but you know me, wherever i got i pull 'em like magnets... it had been like 2 almost 3 weeks since i got some, and damnit a bitch has needs! me n one of my friends went to some *DYMES ON A DOLLAR* bullshit.... everyone packed up in the club before 10:15 so they can get in for a $1... me n my girl werent having tht so we showed up at midnite n payed 5$... ay' tht aint bad... so i got there n OF COURSE i'm scouting for niggas... all i see is bitches!

BUT I WAS SICKK N TIRED OF SEEING FEMALES... no offense. but females cannot fill tht nigga void... LOL... so i got my drink n my two step on... then i seen this fine ass nigga step in...
but i keep frontlin like i dont see him.... lets just sayyyyyyyyyyyyyy he took me home n i he wont forget my......... face?... ha ha ha.... lol... sorry, but i had to do it! of course i wrapped it up no doubt, but you this city whack, so im about to turn it out... count 'em 2 n a half hours, he nut 5 times i about 8, but i'm a beast, he wasnt reddi! rate him? 1-10 scale he was about an 7... he was 8in... about 3 maybe 4 around... he was like "can you handle the anaconda?" i was like "i'm a big girl, i got it."... HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA... sex with no string attached, i'm lovin it. he asked if he could get my number... i said i don't have a fone yet. mah ghurl bitch you know thts i lie, i said he don't have to know that. i aint no bodys booty call best believe!.. ;-p

New Year's Resolution

so i'm turnin over a new leaf.
me n the boo broke up cuz i said no.
too yung n fly to get married. lol
new school = ASU baby!
switching up my step. yep.
so here go a leaf, cuz in 2009 is my new leaf.

i 'm likin dis!

dis is sooooo me!

The Last of 2008

Say goodbye to 2008. So all the bullshit and the bad sex you had and the stroke of midnite, you have new beginning. Start the year fresh, dump all the baggage, go wild and PLEASE YUURSELF FIRST!... Happy New Years!

Though this position feels good with the blood rushing to your head and all... LEAVE THIS IN 2008! get more adventurous! shiiiiiiiiiiiit... ;-p

To get into the position the receiver simply sits in the lap of their seated partner facing them and on the edge of a bed or couch. The receiver then leans back away from the edge and their partner, while the giver provides support by holding on to their hands. Unfortunately, the position isn't great for generating vertical movement, so a rocking motion will be required to create horizontal movement.

The Flesh Light

So i was looking up so random sex toys n i ran up on this, its called the flesh light. Its designed to where the man can imagine it as a vajayjay or a mouth.. and i guess they put the lube in the lil cap thing and the more they "jerk" it the more lube/oil comes out....

ummmmm.....?

i don't know how i feel about this.. i'm a lil disturbed.

pleasssssssssse me

it all depends on how much he's willing to pleeeeese you. i mean mah bf kept making me cum and cum and cum, and then he put the lil "nipple huggers" on me and then i came again... so it was pleasing. i don't think imma do it again tho. lol... gotta TRY sumthin else. hmmmmmmmmmm.... oooo sex toy of the day or wateva... its called the "fucking chair" and basically you sig on it and the slower or faster you rock the quicker or slower the dildo comes in and out of you..... ;-P... i guess men might become obsolete after all... lol....

for 2nite...

so i wanna try this. i was watchin a porno and the dude put this lil titty clips on her and it looked like it hurt, but pleasure is pain,... and some things that look like it hurt can come to feel reallllllll good... i'm not into whips n chains, but i wanna see what this does. i got them close line clamps in a drawer somewhere, imma try this n let yuu kno... ;-p

yes. this is janet jackson's titty, and it looks pretty damn good! ;-p

Ugh! -- Proposed.

So he proposed to me. WHY?!. i don't know if u know but i don't do the whole committed forever kinda thing. yeah i guess me n him been at it for a while, but i never once thot he was serious about me like tht. i know i'm not serious about him at all. i know that if his sex wasnt so SATISFACTORY i wudda left a LONNNNNNNNNNNG [pun intended] time ago. lol.. i'm on using him for his sex, and he wants to marry me? i been talkin to my friends about it, and i'm like, i gotta say no. BUT if yhu had seen the look in his eye yhu wud understand y i said i'd think about it. it was like the sad puppy dog don't break my heart kinda look. UGH!!!!!!!! He's cool i just can't get married cuz i aint found the one yet.. and i know he's the one for some one, but that some one just aint me. and out children would look ugly w/ his genes... but i am feeeeelin dat rock he tryna put on my finger.. n i wud look pretty badd in a wedding dress... lol... i knowwww, but i can't help mahself! lol. all i can say tho is... he went to Jared. but Jared betta give him a refund! lol ♥

Even Mrs. Clause...

i know i know.... i've been gone for a while but i had to move out of my apartment, and transfer schools, because the school i was at was NOT THE BUSINESS, but i'm at ASU now, so it's all good.. I know its Christmas times so you all about family and such.. don't forget to buy YOSELF somethin'. i got my man a lil somethin' somethin' too! i got him ME, in a Mrs. Clause outfit.. spice up ya lif and wear yo sexiest vicky secrets underneath... go all out, make some hot chocolate, chocolate covered strawberries, whip cream... THE WORKS... KEEP yo man. he he he. on the real the, ladies, this holiday season put the focus on him, and he'll love yuu for it. even Mrs. Clause got down sometimes. How you think they got all them elves running around building presents and stuff.... the aint show up out of NO WHERE.. Mrs. Clause has to do Mr. Clause right to keep him so red in the cheeks... so i'm fittin ta do it BETTER. ;-p

Instructor

So i was thinking about this, when it comes to sex, or sum hot LOVIN, i hate giving instructions. i feel as tho, my body itself is a road map and that HE shud be able to read it. i'm not tryna teach a dude how to make love to me, i feel as tho he shud already know. so the boo lately has been lovin me JUST right. its like he knows EXXXACTLY where and what i need. like how he goes from my lips down my body to my lips. PURRRFECT. i mean i really do be purring and shit. i used to make fun of them girls in the lil porno videos or them movies that be having this perfect orgamsm and be growling and shit, but with him i get it just rightttttttt. so ladies, if he doing something yhu like or yhu want him to do something yuu do like, when yall are in public like at the mall or something, draw him close to yhu whisper REAL SEXXXY LIKE in his ear "baby i really like it when yhu...." then HURRY bakk home. and don't be scared to instruct him. just don't be a drill sargent... 'less yhu tryna be ;-p.

Kelly Rowland. So sexy. ♥

Don't Say That.!.

Guys like to put WAY too much hype into themselves and their sex game. I mean, niggai f you know you're good, DON'T SAY NOTHING. Surprise me and blow me out the water. None of this 'you aint ready for me' bull shit when you know you can't deliver... BIGGEST PET PEEVE... the nigga that goes "oh, you like this... you like this... whats mah name... whats mah name....".... DON'T SAY THAT... you are NOT a porn star... = A MAJOR MOOD KILLER... they should KNOW when they're hittin' it right, then KEEP HITTIN.... don't talk to me about shit cuz you'll kill the mood and i'll "forget" you were doing something.... HA HA HA.................. niggas these days. if the nigga only knew that if he spent more time tryna please me than tryna be just like his fav porn star, i would work at it a lot more and please him that much more....

Yall remember Lisa Raye!?!
this ladii was as baddd as they come...
♥

Pornos

I havent been laid since saturday. and i gotta admit, i am a lil horny. damnit, a bitch has NEEDS. my man has been a lil mia, and my body is craving some satisfaction. so i just thought i'd tell yuu about these things they call pornos... lol....... lil assistance get yuu in the mood masturbation tool. watching them get hot gets yuu hot n yuu just wanna be hot so yuu do what YUU do... lol... a lil object, dildo, vibrator... etc will help yuu out... its so funni cuz quite honestly WATCHING the actual porno does nothing for me.... but, the thought of it, will get you there... don't be ashamed, its perfectly health... rub that clit til yuu come 3, 4, 5, 6,... times... wake up the roommates, neighboor, and all the ppl across the street.... do it til yuu do the white girl shake... lol.. ;-P

ivibrator --> connects to yuur ipod
Vibrates to the beat of your music...
LMAO... lol

Sex Position of The Week

The Bassett Hound variation of Doggy Style is so-called because of the closeness of both partners to the floor. The position is straightforward; the receiver on all fours with their partner holding on to the receiver's bottom or sides. Because of the low position the receiver's rear is pushed right back, while the giver's knees are placed to either side of the buttocks. The low position requires a degree of flexibility in both partners hips and may not be comfortable for many... but for those who can, the effort is more than worth it!